It’s been no secret – the biggest feud in CHIKARA in 2009 has been The Colony vs. the Osirian Portal. Two epic title matches, a change of hands in the Campeonatos de Parejas, countless other encounters with each other. However, the newer, younger members of The Colony have yet to get involved with the feud. That all changes in Easton at “Throwing Life’s Instructions Away”, as Carpenter Ant gets his chance to do battle with Amasis. Carpenter has been arguably the biggest surprise of 2009, coming out of nowhere to win the Cibernetico last month in only his fourth match in CHIKARA by tapping out his partner Soldier Ant with the Inverted CHIKARA Special, a move never seen before. Will Carpenter be able to keep the ball rolling and put away a former Campeon in the process?

- CHIKARA “Throwing Life’s Instructions Away”
November 21, 2009 ~ Palmer Community Center, Easton, PA
1. Jigsaw vs. Gran Akuma
2. Loser Leaves CHIKARA: Hydra vs. Tim Donst
3. Mike Quackenbush, Claudio Castagnoli & Jorge “Skayde” Rivera vs. UltraMantis Black, Crossbones & Delirious [The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple]
4. Hallowicked vs. Ophidian
5. Carpenter Ant vs. Amasis
6. Chuck Taylor & Icarus [F.I.S.T.] vs. Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton [The Throwbacks]
7. Player Dos vs. Yujiro Kushida
8. Lince Dorado & Helios [The Future is Now] vs. Chad Badd & Brad Badd [The Badd Boyz]